Come with me my love to the sea, the sea of love, I wanna tell you how much I love you. ×♡×
for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”
bless kim possible
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
And our language is images.
Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was
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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits
im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses
What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty…
Am I doing it right?
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes
By Day a Boy, by Night a Vampire.
*puts her arms around Jamie’s neck* All mine I am afraid…..
Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club:
I’M DYING THIS IS SO ACCURATE
this cat is chubby halloween
THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON
"what do you want to do with your life?"
A living legend.
When’d Obama grow a ponytail